1 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:46,375 Hey! 2 00:00:59,791 --> 00:01:02,791 You are trespassing the Old Mike's property! 3 00:01:02,791 --> 00:01:04,916 Get out ! 4 00:01:04,916 --> 00:01:07,916 Do you hear me?! 5 00:01:19,708 --> 00:01:22,708 Don’t come any closer! 6 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,041 I was just a soldier 7 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:28,041 I was just sent there! 8 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:33,666 Fuck you! You fucking Chinese!! 9 00:01:33,666 --> 00:01:34,750 No ! 10 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:36,166 Please! 11 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,416 Don’t you take your call officer? 12 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:23,500 You know, ma'am... 13 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:27,250 I'm looking at two very good reasons not to take this call right now. 14 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:31,541 Holy fucking shit! 15 00:02:32,708 --> 00:02:34,791 Here you go... be careful next time! 16 00:02:39,541 --> 00:02:43,291 Officer Hopkins! I'm Taking a code 191 on the 102 over! 17 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:14,583 If you think you're going to fuck Uncle Hopkins like that, you're barking up the wrong tree, Grandpa. 18 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,583 Don’t shoot brothers 19 00:03:58,375 --> 00:04:00,291 Holy fucking shit! 20 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:05,083 God Damn 21 00:05:05,541 --> 00:05:08,916 What would a redskin have to do with Vietcong on American soil... 22 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:14,416 You'd think they'd both have a grudge against Uncle Sam... 23 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,083 Shit! 24 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,500 This time the chief won't believe his.... 25 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:35,833 COJONES!!!!! MI COJONES HOPKINS!!! 26 00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:38,125 And on top of that you are fucking with me! 27 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:39,875 You think I'm just another one of those bean eaters? 28 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:42,208 Are you're fucking loco in your head Hopkins? 29 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:43,958 I'm sick and tired of your bullshit, 30 00:05:43,958 --> 00:05:45,833 sick and tired of your stories about fucking VIETNAM! 31 00:05:45,958 --> 00:05:48,000 For God's sake, chief, it's fore real! 32 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,708 I've got the exact coordinates, 33 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:51,541 we have to get the national guard, 34 00:05:51,541 --> 00:05:54,041 throw napalm on those bastards before they have time to get organized ! 35 00:05:54,041 --> 00:05:55,625 BADGE AND GUN PENDEJO !! 36 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,500 I lost this fucking war once, 37 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:02,500 But now this is my home, 38 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,291 AND I'M NOT GETTING FUCKED OVER!!! 39 00:07:50,666 --> 00:07:53,666 Do you know what gas jockeys and porn stars have in common? 40 00:07:58,791 --> 00:08:00,250 They both get paid to fill you up! 41 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:01,125 Hopkins !! 42 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:03,500 You son of a bitch! 43 00:08:09,416 --> 00:08:11,958 Holy fuck, did the pigs change their uniforms? 44 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:14,625 Hey, I'm taking some time off! To see my old pal! 45 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:16,916 Some Time Off, I know what you mean... 46 00:08:16,916 --> 00:08:19,041 Forget it, they are lining up around the block… 47 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:21,541 On the other hand... you seem a bit lonely in this shag pad 48 00:08:21,541 --> 00:08:24,375 You know I've never had pussy problems and I never will 49 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:25,958 I missed you Hopkins! 50 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:28,083 What brings you here? Can I get you a beer? 51 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:38,791 We have to talk John... 52 00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:41,916 I'm not really on vacation. 53 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:45,625 I've been laid off... The chief won't believe my story. 54 00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:47,250 Oh shit... 55 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:48,916 Don't worry, you've come to the right place! 56 00:08:48,916 --> 00:08:50,166 There's always a job here for you! 57 00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:52,458 No, it's not that John, I don't need a job. 58 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,375 I just... 59 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,833 I don't know how to say this. 60 00:08:58,291 --> 00:09:01,291 It's Charlie John, The VC, they've returned. 61 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,041 I've seen them! 62 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,250 Fuck Hopkins, can you hear yourself? 63 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:05,125 Don't start that again! 64 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:06,416 THAT'S for real John, 65 00:09:06,416 --> 00:09:08,583 They've weapons caches, They're up to something big! 66 00:09:08,666 --> 00:09:12,250 Do you have any proof of what you're saying, witnesses, photographs? 67 00:09:12,541 --> 00:09:14,083 Can't you hear yourself spouting bullshit? 68 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:15,625 You've got to believe me, John! 69 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:18,083 I've crossed half the country hoping you'd believe me, 70 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,041 they all think I'm nuts. 71 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:23,375 But they don't know what it is! 72 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:24,500 You and I... 73 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,125 We've been through this shit... 74 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:29,750 and we've got to stop it now! Here, at home! 75 00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:32,916 On the american soil Goddamnit! 76 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,583 Listen, Hopkins, it means a lot that you came to me, 77 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:36,750 for real! 78 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,875 But you're sick, you have to understand that... 79 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:40,250 It's over! 80 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,583 I know we saw awful stuff back then in the shit 81 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,041 but we're back home now. Got it? 82 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,250 God damn, John! 83 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:48,125 Nobody believed me in New York in '78. 84 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:51,208 And today, you don't believe me either? 85 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,041 I can’t believe it, 86 00:09:53,041 --> 00:09:55,000 We did 3 tours together. 87 00:09:56,541 --> 00:09:59,291 it’s something, you know me, I'm not crazy! 88 00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:02,458 Listen Hopkins… I'm gonna give it to you straight... 89 00:10:02,791 --> 00:10:04,458 I'm done with all that! 90 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:06,458 My daughter just graduated in the fucking Marines! 91 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:10,041 OKAY? I don't know if I should be proud of her or if I should cry! 92 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:12,583 I've been fixing birds here for 4 years to pay for her school 93 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,750 and now she's doing the same bullshit we did! 94 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:17,708 It's over for me Hopkins, do you hear me? IT'S OVER! 95 00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:21,000 This fucking war was for nothing, do you hear me? NOTHING!!! 96 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:26,666 Anderson, Johnson, Taylor, Mc Quay, Ruiz, and that fucking Snow White! 97 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:29,416 They all died for nothing, you hear me? FOR NOTHING!!! 98 00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:30,458 Take it back! 99 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:32,083 You can't talk about brothers like that !!! 100 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:33,708 This war had a meaning ! 101 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:36,750 They died for freedom, it's not all for nothing John !!! 102 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,375 Rednecks like us are manipulated!!! 103 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:41,708 The Beans, the Brothers, The gooks didn't need us in their shit! 104 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,416 they didn't need us to get involved. 105 00:10:43,416 --> 00:10:45,833 Take it back John!! Take it back! 106 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:51,291 Put the gun down pal, don't be stupid! You've got better things to do than blow up your face off! 107 00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:54,250 I'll do it John ! If you don't take it back, I'LL DO IT !! 108 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,916 Please don't be stupid Hopkins! 109 00:10:56,041 --> 00:11:02,000 Moments ago, a brutal terrorist attack occured at the Parris Island military academy, 110 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:06,166 during the graduation ceremony of the US Marine Corps cadets. 111 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:11,625 Hundreds of servicemen and civilians were poisoned by a toxic gas device made from pesticide, 112 00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:13,458 more specifically called, Agent Orange 113 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:16,875 Jesus Christ John! Isn’t it today Jenny was supposed to graduate from Parris Island?! 114 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:28,375 Hello, this is Connie Island military hospital, 115 00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:30,166 may I speak to Major Hunter please? 116 00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:31,583 Hello? 117 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:32,500 Give me that! 118 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,291 Hello? Yes, this is Major Hunter. 119 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:37,250 What's the matter? Is my daughter all right? 120 00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:39,916 Your daughter has just been put into a deep coma, 121 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,291 she has been taken to intensive care, 122 00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:44,500 we can’t give you any prognosis, 123 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:47,791 don’t try to visit, the hospital has been quarantined, and transports are saturated 124 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,208 What the hell is going on?? 125 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,250 I'll be right there, I want to see my daughter! 126 00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:58,000 We're gonna need some backup. 127 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,291 Greetings, John! 128 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,416 I came with an old pal! 129 00:12:10,416 --> 00:12:12,250 I hope you don't mind? 130 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,500 Hopkins, this shit is for you! 131 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,250 Shotguns, 9mm, 5.56 assault rifles, 132 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,041 Here are the 7.62 assault rifles 133 00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:21,625 and the 40mm grenade launchers. 134 00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:23,708 Holy shit guys! Christmas came early! 135 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,666 You've also got Semtex and C-4. 136 00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:28,375 I hope you didn’t forget bud course! 137 00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:30,708 Hell no, don’t worry John 138 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:35,791 Kowalsky this is your stuff! 139 00:12:35,791 --> 00:12:39,000 M60, PKM, 66mm rocket launcher 140 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,958 It’s only the 3 of us, but you’ll be our warship understood?! 141 00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:43,708 Copy that Major! 142 00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:46,000 Hey guys! Guess who I am?? 143 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:48,625 Kowalsky stucked into Mama San’s fat ass! 144 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,541 And here, you have my little friend... 145 00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:08,166 Ammos are this way. Grab what you need guys, 146 00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:11,208 but grab fucking enough, because this time... 147 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,500 WE ARE GOING THERE TO WIN! 148 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,000 Hey Kowalsky, want a picture? 149 00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:52,541 Hey Kowalsky! 150 00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:57,166 You know what a pizza and a robot have in common? 151 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,166 No? 152 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,666 They're both automaton! 153 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,041 Tomato! 154 00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:06,708 Get it? 155 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:13,458 Zero humor, zero humor. 156 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:25,833 Hey look guys I can see my house!! 157 00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:28,333 Are you sure it's not a septic tank? 158 00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:34,791 America guys, The land of the free, home of the braves!! 159 00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:45,041 Hey Kowalsky!? 160 00:16:46,791 --> 00:16:47,916 I was wondering... 161 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,791 Since the Commies refurbished you, 162 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,875 down there, what's left? 163 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:58,500 Hypersophisticated combat chassis or Endoskeleton! 164 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,583 Covered with human biological tissue, 165 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:03,916 skin, muscles, tendons, nerves, blood, the whole nine yards. 166 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:05,583 Detachable and self-guided, 167 00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:07,375 capable of infiltrating into enemy bases 168 00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:10,458 and kill its targets from the outside as well as from WITHIN! 169 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,875 Guys! Arrival at the LZ in 5! 170 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,250 You know what you have to do, you know the drill! 171 00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,750 Let's find some cover in case those bastards are waiting for us 172 00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:31,333 and we get the fuck out of there! 173 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,666 One for all!? 174 00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:34,583 AND ALL IN MAMASAN!!!! 175 00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:45,208 Hey Hopkins, what the hell? 176 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,416 I don't get it, the old fart was just standing there! 177 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:50,000 And they came out of nowhere like rats! 178 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,375 And he did nothing else? 179 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:52,500 Nothing!! 180 00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:54,375 He just started whistling, that's all! 181 00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:56,375 Then whistle! You moron! 182 00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:00,250 I got no whistle! 183 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,666 With your hands, god damn it! 184 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:11,166 God, what have I gotten myself into now? 185 00:18:57,125 --> 00:19:01,250 Is that you, John Wayne? Or is it me? 186 00:19:11,791 --> 00:19:14,291 God damn Hopkins! ‘the fuck told you to shoot that guy? 187 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:33,416 Holy shit Hopkins, you said 3 fucking gooks! Not a goddamn Russian army battalion! 188 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,041 RPG!!! 189 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,125 Reloading!! 190 00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:28,458 Plan B! 191 00:21:51,666 --> 00:21:57,083 Americans! This is a special military operation of the great Soviet Union 192 00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:59,500 I'll give you 5 seconds to surrender! 193 00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:58,083 Well, how's that for proof?! 194 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:17,333 Disgusting! 195 00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:24,333 Major, these infantrymen don't have the typical Southeast Asian face at all! 196 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:28,250 Guys, we've just taken out a whole platoon of Spetsnaz, 197 00:25:28,583 --> 00:25:30,375 the Soviet army's special forces. 198 00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:31,875 Hopkins, 199 00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:33,916 I think you didn't just kick the anthill! 200 00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:35,500 Nope! 201 00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:38,791 I think we've just witnessed the start of World War 3, guys! 202 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,416 Russkies on the American soil, fucking shit! 203 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:50,125 Major, these are the same tunnel systems used by the Vietcong on the outskirts of Saigon! 204 00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:53,541 Wop!! Express rat removal!! 205 00:25:58,958 --> 00:25:59,416 Goddamn! 206 00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:01,041 Hopkins! I swear I will... 207 00:26:01,041 --> 00:26:03,250 Ok I get it, I’ll go first! 208 00:26:04,875 --> 00:26:06,500 You gonna finish that anytime today? 209 00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:22,708 Those bastards really worked hard as hell! Look at that, holy shit! Now that's a fancy tunnel! 210 00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:31,083 Major, shall I plant the explosives? 211 00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:34,500 No! Even if we destroyed this cache, there must be hundreds more just like it! 212 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,916 The only solution is to take the tunnel and follow it up! 213 00:26:47,375 --> 00:26:52,208 Welcome to Pekin Express, fasten your seatbelts and get ready to go! 214 00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,666 And here we go! 215 00:27:54,916 --> 00:27:57,833 I'm waiting for your proposals gentlemen, 216 00:27:58,583 --> 00:28:01,833 if each of you want a piece of America, 217 00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:06,458 what will be your contribution to the cause? 218 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:08,708 Let's start with you, General. 219 00:28:09,583 --> 00:28:10,875 Si, si Camarade. 220 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:12,250 Si quiero... 221 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:12,750 Ah! 222 00:28:14,208 --> 00:28:15,708 in English, 223 00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:20,416 After all, we are an international coalition! 224 00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:27,041 Of course, Comrade 225 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:29,708 The Free Republic of Val Verde 226 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,750 will lend its support to the cause 227 00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:34,166 by deploying 2 infantry divisions 228 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:36,791 and 3 armored divisions to Florida. 229 00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:40,541 Our men have already infiltrated the best taco restaurants. 230 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:44,208 In exchange, we'd like to annex Miami 231 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:47,916 to ensure a constant link with our nationals 232 00:28:48,416 --> 00:28:51,708 and build a great bridge to Val Verde! 233 00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:54,833 Of course, of course, General Alcazar 234 00:28:55,208 --> 00:28:58,291 The friends of the revolution are our friends! 235 00:28:58,833 --> 00:29:00,583 Mister Ben Kalish ! 236 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:05,500 What do the Eastern armies have to offer the cause? 237 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:08,333 I promise you... Black Gold ! 238 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,458 The Oil! 239 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,625 An infinite amount of oil! 240 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,083 You'll be able to drive, sail, fly 241 00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:20,708 and crash on the American sheitans! 242 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:24,833 And inch Allah 243 00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:28,208 if it works, I only want one thing. 244 00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:34,083 I want all the oil from the filthy Texas, USA! 245 00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:38,791 And if Allah, the one and only, wills it, 246 00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:42,375 That bitch Pamela Anderson in a Bikini!!!! 247 00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:45,250 In my harem in Las vegas! 248 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,000 ENOUGH! 249 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,000 What about our Soviet friends? 250 00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:56,791 In the name of the great Soviet Union, 251 00:29:57,041 --> 00:30:00,583 we will provide the cause with 3 divisions of the best men in the Red Army, 252 00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:02,583 our glorious Spetnatz! 253 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:04,250 And Comrades... 254 00:30:04,291 --> 00:30:07,000 Allow me to introduce to you the best of us 255 00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:10,000 known in the Western world as the white wolf of Siberia, 256 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:11,916 the survivor of Stalingrad, 257 00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:14,375 the Bill Gates of St. Petersburg, 258 00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:16,208 the sickle and the hammer! 259 00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:19,083 May I introduce... 260 00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:21,916 Vasil... Zaitsev 261 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:38,791 Thanks to my supercomputer with a power of 100 megahertz 262 00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:41,666 I plan to crash the Americans' new project. 263 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:43,625 The Internet. 264 00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:58,250 And Comrades! Rest assured that without the Internet, 265 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:01,708 the Wall Street stock market will collapse like a house of cards! 266 00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:07,333 but what about our American allies? 267 00:31:07,958 --> 00:31:12,083 Grand Wizard, if I'm not mistaken? 268 00:31:13,291 --> 00:31:14,750 Well well well! 269 00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:16,541 Comrade General, 270 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:21,208 of course the clan will provide it’s support to the cause. 271 00:31:21,291 --> 00:31:24,541 We're planning to set wooden crosses on fire 272 00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:27,833 in 3 different parts of the united states 273 00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:29,791 Across Iowa, 274 00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:31,416 Mississippi. 275 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,833 And Anchorage! 276 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,916 That's in... It's in Alaska. 277 00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:38,791 I... Uh... 278 00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:42,500 Ah, and we're planning, also, to poison 279 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:45,458 multiple fried chicken restaurants! 280 00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:46,708 In the... 281 00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:49,708 suburb of... Baton Rouge... 282 00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:08,000 Comrade General! 283 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,666 Operation Richard Nixon, Great success! 284 00:32:11,208 --> 00:32:15,375 Everything went according to plan and the Americans are panicked and disorganized! 285 00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:17,333 Perfect, perfect! 286 00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:20,666 Start operation Ronald Reagan right away! 287 00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:22,375 Yes Comrade General! 288 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:44,583 Oh, fuck guys is it me or have we been in this fucking elevator for 3 days? 289 00:32:44,583 --> 00:32:48,375 52 hours to be precise, and boy it’s fucking hot in here! 290 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:49,791 Kowalsky any idea where we are? 291 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:53,583 According to my geolocator, we're approaching the earth's core! 292 00:32:53,666 --> 00:32:55,083 Core what?? 293 00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:02,458 God dang I've always wanted to see a volcano! 294 00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:07,500 Hey! Reminds me of an old movie... Normally, we should be running into dinosaurs soon! 295 00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:10,375 You never stop talking crap Hopkins. What the hell is your problem?? 296 00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:12,000 Peter Pan syndrome! 297 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,791 My shrink says I've got the mind of a 5-year-old. 298 00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:16,458 But in the dream body of a mature man! 299 00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:20,750 Watch out, guys, we're getting close to the core, 300 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:23,916 this magma peaks at 3000 degrees Celsius. 301 00:33:28,666 --> 00:33:32,041 Hey guys, 100 bucks says a grenade in a volcano doesn't explode! 302 00:33:53,916 --> 00:33:55,875 Damn it Hopkins, you're doing it again I'LL KILL YOU! 303 00:33:59,375 --> 00:34:02,708 What?! You had to be sure, for science! 304 00:34:11,666 --> 00:34:15,125 Major, it's about to get tighter! My sonar indicates that we're getting closer to the surface. 305 00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:16,458 How much tighter? 306 00:34:17,916 --> 00:34:20,750 Fuck it's tighter than mama san's asshole in here! 307 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:23,541 A human wouldn't survive this opening Major. 308 00:34:23,541 --> 00:34:25,541 How far are we, Kowalsky? 309 00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:28,833 Another mile and we're out Major! 310 00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:32,500 Hopkins! All clear on our 6? 311 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,583 Hopkins ! 312 00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:55,583 Come see the west coast, we're going surfing, it'll be fun! KISS MY ASS! 313 00:35:00,541 --> 00:35:02,041 Goddamn, where the hell did we end up? 314 00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:03,541 I don't know Major 315 00:35:04,208 --> 00:35:05,958 Panama, Costa Rica, Val Verde... 316 00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:08,541 Anyway a tropical biome, 317 00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:09,583 Have you found the corporal? 318 00:35:09,666 --> 00:35:12,083 No! There's a whole bunch of tunnels down there, it's like an anthill! 319 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:13,416 We'll wait for him here. 320 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:14,666 Secure the perimeter! 321 00:35:14,791 --> 00:35:15,916 Understood, Major! 322 00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:34,291 God damn Hopkins, what the fuck are you fucking doing again? 323 00:35:41,291 --> 00:35:42,083 As mom used to say, 324 00:35:42,916 --> 00:35:44,041 Once you go black, 325 00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:46,416 you never go back! 326 00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:47,833 No thanks! 327 00:35:57,666 --> 00:35:59,916 Goddang fucking tunnels! 328 00:36:29,916 --> 00:36:31,125 Wooh fuck!! 329 00:36:37,541 --> 00:36:39,958 My Boy you're so skinny you need to eat a little more! 330 00:36:41,208 --> 00:36:44,041 It's no fucking skeleton that’s going to scare Hopkins! 331 00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:55,333 What the hell... 332 00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:50,833 Don't move... 333 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:53,958 Don't come any closer, you plucked scum !!! 334 00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,625 Don't come any closer! 335 00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:03,250 Crap! 336 00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:30,833 Run!! 337 00:38:30,958 --> 00:38:31,958 Run awayyyy!! 338 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:38,083 Major! The Corporal had a poultry attached to his reproductive organs! 339 00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:49,708 It's not a chicken Kowalsky, RUN!!! 340 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:12,708 Let it go, you bastard! 341 00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:15,166 Goddamn Hopkins, I thought you'd solved your crabs problem! 342 00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:17,250 Ah fuck it's eating me up more than Mama San !!!! 343 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,083 Run... 344 00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:21,458 One for all? 345 00:40:21,458 --> 00:40:22,750 And all on Mama San! 346 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:10,291 Fucking jungle shit! 347 00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:21,375 Thank God, they're still here! 348 00:41:23,625 --> 00:41:25,583 There must be a family jewels God! 349 00:41:25,791 --> 00:41:27,208 Fuck guys, I don't know you... 350 00:41:27,416 --> 00:41:29,916 But I’m getting way too old for this shit! 351 00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:32,416 Major, my system is flooded, 352 00:41:32,666 --> 00:41:34,208 I can't locate us anymore, 353 00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:36,250 I've completely lost our position, Major. 354 00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:36,875 Damn it! 355 00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:39,666 Hey Guys!? 356 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:41,041 Look, 357 00:41:41,041 --> 00:41:42,500 logically we've left from here, 358 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:43,916 it's really fucked up. 359 00:41:43,916 --> 00:41:45,958 We must be in Louisiana, Florida max! 360 00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:48,500 Major, my last readings indicated much further afield, 361 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,541 we've crossed the earth core. 362 00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:50,208 Hey Guys!? 363 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,166 Shut up Hopkins! 364 00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:10,083 Hey Guys!? 365 00:42:11,791 --> 00:42:13,583 I think I know where we've landed! 366 00:42:38,208 --> 00:42:39,083 Welcome back 367 00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:42,375 to fucking VIETNAM!!! 368 00:43:26,750 --> 00:43:29,541 Kowalsky, take the high ground and find us a vantage point. 369 00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:30,583 Understood Major. 370 00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:33,000 Wait for me guys, I gotta go make the anaconda cry! 371 00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:12,791 Fucking plucked chicken !! 372 00:44:12,791 --> 00:44:14,333 I'm gonna send you straight to KFC !!! 373 00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:16,750 Take it easy Hopkins, you wouldn’t kill a baby! 374 00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:19,291 Where I come from, babies don't try to eat your fucking balls! 375 00:44:19,291 --> 00:44:21,625 Since you were the first one he saw when he hatched, 376 00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:22,916 he must think you're his mother! 377 00:44:24,166 --> 00:44:25,333 You think so? 378 00:44:25,708 --> 00:44:27,125 Shit man, 379 00:44:27,125 --> 00:44:29,416 I've always believed I was ready to start a family! 380 00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:31,375 You've got to see this, Major! 381 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:32,541 Roger! 382 00:44:36,958 --> 00:44:37,666 Wait 383 00:44:38,166 --> 00:44:38,875 Look 384 00:44:46,541 --> 00:44:47,458 You're not mean! 385 00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:48,833 You were just hungry! 386 00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:52,500 If you like Uncle Hopkins' Jerky, 387 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,125 then you're a real American! 388 00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:55,958 And in homage to the King, 389 00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:57,750 I'll call you ELVIS! 390 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:11,375 Take a look Major! 391 00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:19,708 Motherfuckers, 392 00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:23,041 They are enslaving dinosaurs to grow their fucking rice! 393 00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:26,916 These peons must have optimized grain cultivation with the help of these wild beasts. 394 00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:29,708 They certainly need to feed several infantry divisions. 395 00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:34,000 Hey guys, I made a new friend! 396 00:45:34,041 --> 00:45:34,750 Let me introduce you... 397 00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:36,208 SHUT UP HOPKINS! 398 00:45:40,958 --> 00:45:43,416 A column is moving up the rice field with equipment, 399 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:45,541 and they've got American POWs! 400 00:45:46,291 --> 00:45:47,291 Let me see!? 401 00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:52,958 Jesus Christ, John! They brought Marines from Parris Island! 402 00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:54,166 Jenny's unit! 403 00:45:54,166 --> 00:45:55,541 Motherfuckers! 404 00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:01,291 There! 405 00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:03,041 There! It’s her! 406 00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:05,416 She's the one I saw buying weapons from the old fart in the desert! 407 00:46:05,416 --> 00:46:06,416 You're sure about this? 408 00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:09,750 Aaaah, I'm just as sure it was Mama San who gave me Crabs! 409 00:46:09,875 --> 00:46:11,208 Affirmative, John! 410 00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:13,333 In that case, I think we've just found our guide. 411 00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:18,666 Hopkins! What are these complaints from from my haversack? 412 00:46:18,666 --> 00:46:21,333 Shh! Sleep Elvis! Daddy said sleep! 413 00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:22,916 Goddamn it, what the hell, Hopkins? 414 00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:24,125 You took a dinosaur?! 415 00:46:24,125 --> 00:46:25,500 You couldn't have warned us?? 416 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,166 But I tried to tell you, but you told me to shut u---- 417 00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:28,791 SHUT UP HOPKINS! 418 00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:35,375 Jesus Christ John, 419 00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:38,000 they will execute him, we've got to do something!!! 420 00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:39,916 No !! The target could run away! 421 00:46:59,541 --> 00:47:00,375 Please! 422 00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:02,458 We've been walking for days without drinking. 423 00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:03,583 Please! 424 00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:09,708 Leave him to the flying demons. 425 00:47:24,416 --> 00:47:26,708 Ohhh Well it's fine, he's doing well! 426 00:47:26,708 --> 00:47:27,833 A bullet in each knee! 427 00:47:28,166 --> 00:47:30,541 It wasn't the same when I was a prisoner back then! 428 00:47:30,708 --> 00:47:33,333 “We are going to soak your wounds in salt water” 429 00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:34,375 ”We are---” 430 00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:48,333 Hell no, We didn't have that back then, nope... 431 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:49,916 I still prefer coarse salt! 432 00:47:59,708 --> 00:48:02,416 Major, perhaps we should mount these flying beasts 433 00:48:02,416 --> 00:48:04,625 and get to our destination more quickly? 434 00:48:04,708 --> 00:48:06,916 Shut up! They're heading for our position. 435 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000 Get out your blades, we'll set up an ambush, 436 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,666 catch them silently and capture Mama San alive. 437 00:48:11,666 --> 00:48:12,541 Got it? 438 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,750 You killed Bence you bitch! 439 00:54:05,833 --> 00:54:08,791 You die American Dog!!! 440 00:55:28,916 --> 00:55:30,333 The princess is awake! 441 00:55:40,541 --> 00:55:42,625 I will kill you all, American dogs! 442 00:55:43,291 --> 00:55:44,500 Tell us who's behind all this, 443 00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:47,000 take me to your commander and I'll set you free. 444 00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:49,458 NEVER! I will never betray the cause! 445 00:55:49,458 --> 00:55:50,500 Leave my country! 446 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:52,000 I don't think you understand me love, 447 00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:55,916 You're going to lead us to your base of operations, otherwise the cause, is over for you. 448 00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:59,000 I prefer to die than be enslaved by Americans! 449 00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:01,083 You've already killed my whole family. 450 00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:02,625 You can't do worse to me ! 451 00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:04,041 Dying would be a gift! 452 00:56:04,166 --> 00:56:05,333 Well then! 453 00:56:10,375 --> 00:56:11,541 He's not doing it! 454 00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:12,916 I don't believe it one sec! 455 00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:14,583 When it comes to his daughter, 456 00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:16,666 I won't underestimate the Major! 457 00:56:16,666 --> 00:56:18,333 50 bucks says he does! 458 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:19,875 I'm in! 459 00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:22,791 Your organization went after the wrong Green Beret’s daughter, 460 00:56:23,041 --> 00:56:24,041 we'll kill them all, 461 00:56:24,416 --> 00:56:25,791 with or without your help. 462 00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:29,333 Give my regards to Mao Tse Tung! 463 00:56:31,791 --> 00:56:32,416 STOP !! 464 00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:37,625 Who is this gnome? 465 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,458 It's not a gnome, but a child Hopkins! 466 00:56:44,875 --> 00:56:45,708 Get him Hopkins! 467 00:56:45,708 --> 00:56:46,625 With pleasure chief! 468 00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:49,250 No need to bother Americans, 469 00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:50,958 I'll take you to our commander. 470 00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:53,541 If you promise not to hurt my sister. 471 00:56:54,125 --> 00:56:56,166 No, leave me Chen! Go away! 472 00:56:56,166 --> 00:56:57,458 We cannot trust them 473 00:56:57,458 --> 00:56:58,416 Okay, kid! 474 00:56:58,416 --> 00:57:00,125 Drop it and maybe we'll talk about it! 475 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:03,458 You follow me! My boat is a day's walk! 476 00:57:03,625 --> 00:57:05,833 if we leave right away, we'll be there before dark 477 00:57:05,916 --> 00:57:07,750 and have shelter from carnivores. 478 00:57:10,208 --> 00:57:11,208 Carnivores? 479 00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:12,541 Which carnivores? 480 00:57:12,666 --> 00:57:15,916 Hey, kid! Wait up! Which carnivores?? 481 00:57:19,666 --> 00:57:21,958 Hopkins, you forgot your creature. 482 00:57:23,083 --> 00:57:25,041 Fucking Vietnam! 483 00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:43,458 Hey, kid, hey, what's your name? 484 00:57:43,458 --> 00:57:45,458 Chen, but you can call me Spring Roll, 485 00:57:45,458 --> 00:57:47,625 Americans call me that, Spring Roll! 486 00:57:47,791 --> 00:57:49,000 Spring Roll, Ok ! 487 00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:52,125 Tell me, Spring Roll, what should we be feeding these critters with? 488 00:57:52,125 --> 00:57:54,666 This is dirty lizard! We will eat it tonight! 489 00:57:54,958 --> 00:57:56,916 Are you crazy? We're not going to eat Elvis! 490 00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,833 I just want to know what is common to feed them with?! 491 00:57:59,833 --> 00:58:02,000 You beaucoup dinky dau G.I. Joe! 492 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,500 Boom Boom too close your head! 493 00:58:04,375 --> 00:58:06,125 Is this kid fucking nuts? 494 00:58:06,125 --> 00:58:08,583 I simply want to know what I should give those critters to eat! 495 00:58:57,250 --> 00:59:00,166 What are those Americans doing here!? 496 00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:03,916 It could compromise operation Ronald Reagan!! 497 00:59:04,250 --> 00:59:07,791 I want them dead before dawn!! 498 00:59:07,791 --> 00:59:10,041 Professor Müller!! Herr Fürer!! 499 00:59:10,041 --> 00:59:13,041 Launch operation Abraham Lincoln!! 500 00:59:13,041 --> 00:59:14,750 Jawohl, Herr Kommandant! 501 00:59:14,750 --> 00:59:17,833 Schnell! Launch the operation Abraham Lincoln! 502 00:59:34,458 --> 00:59:37,000 Tell me kid, where did all the people go? 503 00:59:37,083 --> 00:59:39,083 You, help us Americans! 504 00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:41,916 Help us find our mother ! 505 00:59:42,583 --> 00:59:44,416 And me, bring you to Uncle! 506 00:59:44,416 --> 00:59:46,833 Shut up ! We cannot trust the Americans 507 00:59:47,458 --> 00:59:48,750 Have your parents been taken prisoner? 508 00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:52,250 Everyone gone GI, many moons ago, 509 00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:55,625 those who didn’t want to fight, taken away by Uncle, 510 00:59:55,750 --> 00:59:56,958 never seen again 511 00:59:58,250 --> 00:59:59,166 My mother too 512 01:00:00,291 --> 01:00:02,208 My father, he... 513 01:00:03,166 --> 01:00:05,583 he died in the war against the Americans 514 01:00:09,125 --> 01:00:11,958 Listen, I promise we'll do everything we can for your mother. 515 01:00:12,666 --> 01:00:13,875 Thanks for your help. 516 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,125 Hey Come here! 517 01:00:15,666 --> 01:00:17,750 Hey, have you ever tasted this? 518 01:00:19,125 --> 01:00:20,541 You want one? 519 01:00:24,833 --> 01:00:27,875 So, what should we feed this little critter with? 520 01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:37,833 Look, we've got nothing against you, we're no longer at war. 521 01:00:38,291 --> 01:00:40,416 What happened here, it's happening in my country. 522 01:00:40,416 --> 01:00:43,083 You killed my family, dirty American dogs ! 523 01:00:43,166 --> 01:00:45,583 I hate you, I hate George Bush 524 01:00:45,583 --> 01:00:47,666 I hate your freedom, your big trucks! 525 01:00:47,666 --> 01:00:49,166 and your well mown loawns! 526 01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:50,625 I hate your hamburgers, 527 01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:53,708 your skyscrapers, the lessons you give to the rest of world 528 01:00:53,708 --> 01:00:55,958 I hate America and capitalism! 529 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,333 You know when I came here, it was to help your people, 530 01:00:58,416 --> 01:00:59,041 not to kill them. 531 01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:02,666 And believe me, I've helped as many as I could. 532 01:01:04,666 --> 01:01:05,583 Who knows? 533 01:01:05,958 --> 01:01:08,250 Maybe it all has to do with that Uncle you're always talking about. 534 01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:10,375 Maybe your parents are over there. 535 01:01:10,875 --> 01:01:13,625 No way, Uncle has got nothing to do with this! 536 01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:16,583 He is here for our people, to protect our people, 537 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,750 Uncle takes good care of us! 538 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,708 Here, eat this. 539 01:01:30,708 --> 01:01:32,166 Sorry ! 540 01:02:02,208 --> 01:02:03,875 I call him Elvis, that suits him, doesn't it? 541 01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:06,791 This is deinonychus 542 01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:08,958 him, is too small 543 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:11,416 don’t have mom to feed him 544 01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:22,750 You must chew well 545 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,708 chew very well 546 01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:27,791 and then 547 01:02:31,958 --> 01:02:33,666 Disgusting! 548 01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:36,791 Looks like my grandmother with her poodle… 549 01:02:38,208 --> 01:02:40,708 You ask me, me show you ! 550 01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:42,541 Oh yeah yeah! Let me try! 551 01:02:58,458 --> 01:03:00,333 Ah God damnit!!! 552 01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:02,125 Spring Roll help me!!! 553 01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:03,791 That creep did it again!!! 554 01:03:05,791 --> 01:03:08,458 Lizard like american sausage !! 555 01:04:16,041 --> 01:04:17,375 CONTAAAAAAAACT !!! 556 01:04:32,666 --> 01:04:34,000 Personnel treated Major. 557 01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:35,375 Nice work Kowalsky 558 01:04:35,416 --> 01:04:37,541 Hopkins, go check bodycount! 559 01:04:37,750 --> 01:04:39,875 Always the same doing the dirty work! 560 01:04:53,708 --> 01:04:54,666 Hey guys? 561 01:04:56,166 --> 01:04:57,666 Is that normal?! 562 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,541 Major, we've got a problem! 563 01:05:04,708 --> 01:05:06,041 I think we're facing… 564 01:05:08,666 --> 01:05:10,916 FUCKING GODDAMN ZOMBIE-CONGS!!! 565 01:05:13,625 --> 01:05:15,666 Goddamnit all, FIRE AT WILL!!! 566 01:05:26,791 --> 01:05:28,833 Shit, they're never dead! Reload! 567 01:05:30,541 --> 01:05:33,291 Haven't you ever seen a movie? Shoot them in the head Goddamnit!!! 568 01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:44,375 At this rate we won't make it Major! 569 01:05:44,625 --> 01:05:46,000 They're everywhere! 570 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:03,041 Hold your position, I'll cover the right flank! 571 01:06:03,041 --> 01:06:04,375 Understood Major! 572 01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:45,083 Ammunition depleted! 573 01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:48,500 Shit, I'm out! 574 01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:56,583 John, we're out of ammo, what do we do? 575 01:06:56,583 --> 01:06:58,000 Be creative or we'll all be in the dinner! 576 01:06:59,458 --> 01:07:00,791 How's that for creative? 577 01:07:06,458 --> 01:07:09,083 Yeaaaaaah it's like the 4th of July !! 578 01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:11,791 Dammit Hopkins, you could have warned us about all that C4! 579 01:07:11,916 --> 01:07:13,375 Ooooh c'mon! 580 01:07:13,375 --> 01:07:16,000 Now we have to warn you every time we place C4! 581 01:07:17,583 --> 01:07:20,625 Major! Hopkins' counterattack seems to have been effective! 582 01:07:21,083 --> 01:07:22,916 There's no further movement Major! 583 01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,208 Say hello to uncle Hopkins... 584 01:07:42,916 --> 01:07:43,916 Now that… 585 01:07:44,083 --> 01:07:46,750 That's what I call a shitload of zombies! 586 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,458 Guys, pack it up, we're out of here! 587 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:08,916 It’s me ! 588 01:08:09,291 --> 01:08:10,416 It’s Lan ! 589 01:08:18,208 --> 01:08:19,541 Stop, it’s me! 590 01:08:19,708 --> 01:08:20,708 It’s me Lan! Stop! 591 01:08:22,416 --> 01:08:23,500 Please! Stop! 592 01:08:42,791 --> 01:08:45,583 Lan, Chen, I'm sorry... 593 01:08:46,041 --> 01:08:47,458 But it wasn't your mother... 594 01:08:47,583 --> 01:08:50,416 Mom would not want become like those demons. 595 01:08:51,166 --> 01:08:53,500 Mom, up there! With Pa! 596 01:08:54,416 --> 01:08:56,333 She, proud of us! 597 01:09:00,458 --> 01:09:02,458 You, follow me! 598 01:09:02,458 --> 01:09:04,500 Me lead you to boat. 599 01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:07,083 Come on both of you, let's go, let's hurry up! 600 01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:20,916 Hold your position as long as you can! 601 01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:22,125 Let's meet up at the kid's boat! 602 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:23,208 And no bullshit! 603 01:09:25,708 --> 01:09:27,041 It's life and death, old pal! 604 01:09:39,666 --> 01:09:43,250 Hopkins, these ghouls have us outnumbered! 605 01:09:43,666 --> 01:09:47,000 Operate retreat, and I'll provide the necessary cover! 606 01:09:49,083 --> 01:09:51,666 Oh No! I'll hold 'em off myself! 607 01:09:51,875 --> 01:09:53,458 I'll get the medals! 608 01:09:53,458 --> 01:09:55,291 Beat it Kowalsky, that's an order!!! 609 01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:11,041 I have the rank of Staff Sergeant, which makes me your commanding officer! 610 01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:14,958 I'm just a processor and a memory card in Sergeant Kowalsky's envelope, 611 01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:17,625 Get out of here, Hopkins, that's an order! 612 01:10:17,625 --> 01:10:18,750 Kowalsky, Noooo! 613 01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:22,833 Respect the chain of command, Corporal! 614 01:10:25,291 --> 01:10:27,958 I'll be back for you, old pal! I promise! 615 01:10:29,916 --> 01:10:32,541 Semper Fidelis, Hopkins! 616 01:10:32,625 --> 01:10:34,208 Semper Fi! 617 01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:39,833 And now we're going to have a little party! 618 01:10:39,833 --> 01:10:41,500 Yes a nice little party! 619 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:43,625 Just you and me!! 620 01:10:57,333 --> 01:10:59,250 Die, you Communist scum!!! 621 01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:16,458 Yeah, come on!!! 622 01:11:16,458 --> 01:11:18,041 Goddamn leftist swingers!!! 623 01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:22,333 Get your dirty paws off me you scum!!! 624 01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:28,958 Don't touch me!! 625 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:49,458 Don't touch me you brain-dead socialists!!! 626 01:13:47,666 --> 01:13:49,125 Kowalsky nooo!! 627 01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:50,666 You fucking idiot!! 628 01:13:50,666 --> 01:13:52,958 Why did you do that?? 629 01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:36,000 Isn’t it beautiful 630 01:14:36,708 --> 01:14:39,000 They, are last of their species 631 01:14:39,916 --> 01:14:45,708 They were exterminated when Americans dropped agent Orange on Vietnam’s forests 632 01:14:47,291 --> 01:14:48,541 Fucking War... 633 01:14:49,708 --> 01:14:52,333 You know kid, I’m really sorry that I took part in all this... 634 01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:54,083 You don’t be sorry ! 635 01:14:54,291 --> 01:14:56,541 You followed Uncle Sam’s orders ! 636 01:14:56,625 --> 01:14:59,166 Vietcongs followed Uncle Ho orders ! 637 01:14:59,833 --> 01:15:02,333 We, pawns on very big chessboard! 638 01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:05,250 You are one hell of a kid you know! 639 01:15:16,708 --> 01:15:19,625 Those two make quite a pair, don't you think? 640 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:21,250 Yes! 641 01:15:22,833 --> 01:15:25,416 Thank you John, for saving my life. 642 01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,708 and have allowed my mother to rest in peace. 643 01:15:29,833 --> 01:15:31,125 You have mother John ? 644 01:15:31,625 --> 01:15:32,000 Yes 645 01:15:32,375 --> 01:15:34,458 She was named Atsuko, she was japanese 646 01:15:35,041 --> 01:15:37,875 After the Korean War when my dad died, she raised me alone 647 01:15:37,875 --> 01:15:39,708 And she taught me martial arts. 648 01:15:40,083 --> 01:15:42,541 Today they rest in peace together, up there. 649 01:15:53,583 --> 01:15:54,750 Here 650 01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:57,166 You saved my life 651 01:15:57,458 --> 01:16:00,333 It’s tradition to offer you something 652 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,875 Even if your god isn’t the same 653 01:16:03,250 --> 01:16:04,708 Bouddha will watch over you ! 654 01:16:05,541 --> 01:16:06,250 Thank you 655 01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:08,458 Getting to meet you and Chen, 656 01:16:09,083 --> 01:16:12,125 Really made me realize that I wanted to leave it all behind 657 01:16:12,250 --> 01:16:13,958 It’s a page of my life turning 658 01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:16,250 War... 659 01:16:16,541 --> 01:16:18,708 War will never change... 660 01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:23,375 Thank you John 661 01:16:23,833 --> 01:16:25,916 for opening my eyes 662 01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:30,125 You, Hopkins, Kowalsky 663 01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:33,375 are the first Americans I have spoken to 664 01:16:34,375 --> 01:16:36,208 We were told you were monsters 665 01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:39,250 That you would eat our children and rape our sisters 666 01:16:40,416 --> 01:16:42,583 But I had never met an American 667 01:16:44,291 --> 01:16:45,166 And I think 668 01:16:45,791 --> 01:16:47,291 I think now 669 01:16:47,750 --> 01:16:49,500 I want to live my own life 670 01:16:49,833 --> 01:16:51,291 With my own opinion 671 01:16:51,833 --> 01:16:54,541 I don’t want to take orders from anyone anymore 672 01:16:55,833 --> 01:16:57,291 The uncle betrayed us ! 673 01:16:57,916 --> 01:16:59,375 He betrayed us all! 674 01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:02,875 Who is this Uncle you are always talking about ? 675 01:17:03,291 --> 01:17:03,958 John ! 676 01:17:04,958 --> 01:17:06,250 They did it ! 677 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:08,208 Spring Roll was able to get CNN 678 01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:10,375 They are in the United States! At Home!! 679 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:12,291 They are on the American soil John ! 680 01:17:14,083 --> 01:17:17,583 Boby Pope, live with Hardcore! On the scene and in your face! 681 01:17:17,916 --> 01:17:19,583 reporting live from the streets of New York, 682 01:17:19,583 --> 01:17:23,083 where scenes worthy of World War 3 are unfolding right now before our very eyes ! 683 01:17:26,958 --> 01:17:30,333 I'm in the middle of the shooting, the screams, the explosions and the suffering of the wounded! 684 01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:33,666 The enemy is in our streets! The United States are under attack! 685 01:17:33,666 --> 01:17:36,500 Americans, if you can hear me, we are at war! 686 01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:38,541 Barricade yourselves! Arm yourselves! 687 01:17:38,625 --> 01:17:41,583 Fight for your friends, your family or your city! 688 01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:43,791 This time nobody will do it for you! 689 01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:55,916 Us, have arrived G.I. ! 690 01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:58,041 Us, have arrived at Uncle ! 691 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,125 Holy fucking shit... 692 01:18:16,583 --> 01:18:18,166 And how do we get into this place ? 693 01:18:18,166 --> 01:18:19,416 It must be guarded 694 01:18:19,416 --> 01:18:21,166 They must have already spotted us 695 01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:24,916 I knew it! we should have expected this! 696 01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:29,416 A frontal attack without Kowalsky is suicide 697 01:18:29,875 --> 01:18:31,500 Lan, how do we get inside? 698 01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:33,666 I have an idea 699 01:18:33,833 --> 01:18:35,375 But you gonna have to trust me 700 01:18:56,083 --> 01:18:58,708 Comrade commander Nguyen Thi Lan, let us pass ! 701 01:18:58,958 --> 01:19:00,583 I’m bringing an American prisoner to the Uncle 702 01:19:01,291 --> 01:19:02,916 My apologies Commander! 703 01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:24,708 Who are you American ? 704 01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:25,958 What are you doing here ? 705 01:19:42,958 --> 01:19:44,458 Who are you ? 706 01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:54,875 Lower your eyes! American dog!! 707 01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:06,916 Get up, capitalist demon! 708 01:20:16,875 --> 01:20:18,041 Komandir ! 709 01:20:19,625 --> 01:20:22,041 You forgot the American balls! 710 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,166 Get in the tunnel, Hopkins! 711 01:20:39,291 --> 01:20:41,041 Look after the kid, Hopkins! 712 01:20:41,375 --> 01:20:42,833 Set up campsite, Hopkins! 713 01:20:42,958 --> 01:20:45,666 Damn it! I'm the one who should be having fun! 714 01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:48,958 After all, this was all my idea, wasn't it? 715 01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:50,250 What do you think, Elvis? 716 01:20:53,250 --> 01:20:55,416 You can't have a real conversation around here... 717 01:20:57,458 --> 01:20:59,166 I’m the one that should have been having fun! 718 01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:12,750 You didn't pull any punches! 719 01:21:12,750 --> 01:21:14,750 Sorry John, but it was necessary! 720 01:21:17,416 --> 01:21:19,250 Fucking Bastards 721 01:21:20,083 --> 01:21:22,583 They are experimenting on dinosaurs, but why? 722 01:21:22,583 --> 01:21:24,708 It’s part of the culture here to believe, 723 01:21:24,708 --> 01:21:30,083 that the blood flowing in the veins of the giant lizards can give strenght, and eternal life. 724 01:22:07,458 --> 01:22:09,166 Kill me… 725 01:22:11,916 --> 01:22:13,583 Kill me… 726 01:22:16,166 --> 01:22:17,625 Leave us Lan 727 01:22:17,625 --> 01:22:19,666 But John? 728 01:22:23,791 --> 01:22:25,833 Tell my family... 729 01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:29,500 And my mother... 730 01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:32,666 You can count on me, Marine... 731 01:22:33,583 --> 01:22:35,833 Semper... 732 01:22:37,458 --> 01:22:39,708 Fi... 733 01:23:13,541 --> 01:23:17,250 Commander Nguyen Lan, Major John Hunter 734 01:23:17,708 --> 01:23:19,875 We know that you're here 735 01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:23,916 Surrender immediately and no harm will come to you. 736 01:24:13,041 --> 01:24:13,833 John? 737 01:24:13,833 --> 01:24:14,750 Yes, I'm here. 738 01:24:15,458 --> 01:24:17,583 Do not forget me... 739 01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:19,041 No Lan you’ll live! 740 01:24:20,791 --> 01:24:23,000 Save... America 741 01:24:23,708 --> 01:24:26,125 Save... Vietnam 742 01:24:26,458 --> 01:24:29,416 Save... Freedom... 743 01:26:07,416 --> 01:26:11,166 If you want something done right, do it yourself! 744 01:26:26,291 --> 01:26:29,458 Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? 745 01:26:29,541 --> 01:26:32,833 M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. 746 01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:34,625 Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse! 747 01:26:34,750 --> 01:26:36,458 Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse! 748 01:26:36,666 --> 01:26:38,208 Forever let us... 749 01:26:43,583 --> 01:26:46,041 Goddamn, is this a slumber party or something? 750 01:27:03,666 --> 01:27:04,791 Let me out of here! 751 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:06,416 LET ME OUT OF HERE!! 752 01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:08,375 I told you I'm a tourist! 753 01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:17,833 And I suppose that breakfast is not included? 754 01:27:26,291 --> 01:27:28,041 Concentrate, Hopkins. 755 01:27:28,041 --> 01:27:29,333 Con-cen-trate. 756 01:27:59,041 --> 01:28:00,916 Well! It's all over! 757 01:28:28,166 --> 01:28:31,333 At last, the American princess joins us! 758 01:28:32,375 --> 01:28:35,750 We were beginning to wonder if you needed a kiss 759 01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:37,166 to wake you up. 760 01:28:43,375 --> 01:28:44,333 Who are you? 761 01:28:45,041 --> 01:28:46,000 And where am I? 762 01:28:46,291 --> 01:28:48,583 You've probably already heard of me... 763 01:28:48,708 --> 01:28:52,875 When you were busy, trying to colonize my country! 764 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:55,541 You and your kind used to call me... 765 01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:00,041 Uncle Hô! 766 01:29:02,333 --> 01:29:04,625 Bad enough you were one ugly motherfucker, 767 01:29:04,666 --> 01:29:06,416 but now you look more like a Peking duck! 768 01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:08,916 Hô Chi Minh is dead motherfucker!!! Untie me! 769 01:29:11,125 --> 01:29:12,541 American humor... 770 01:29:12,541 --> 01:29:14,458 As deplorable as ever... 771 01:29:15,125 --> 01:29:18,583 But I'm alive and well, as you can probably tell... 772 01:29:19,083 --> 01:29:20,500 Mr Hunter... 773 01:29:20,750 --> 01:29:22,000 How do you know my name asshole? 774 01:29:22,083 --> 01:29:23,708 But come on Major, 775 01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:26,833 everybody knows the name of the best warrior in the world, 776 01:29:26,833 --> 01:29:29,125 Uncle Sam's perfect little soldier! 777 01:29:29,833 --> 01:29:32,125 You see, Doctor Muller over here, 778 01:29:32,125 --> 01:29:36,291 had for a brother an old friend... and late... ally, 779 01:29:36,291 --> 01:29:38,000 the Colonel Kinsky! 780 01:29:38,458 --> 01:29:42,416 A close friend of your daughter's before she murdered him, 781 01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:44,625 Jenny, am I right? 782 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:49,250 Mention my daughter's name again, you Communist mummy bastard, 783 01:29:49,750 --> 01:29:52,416 and I swear I'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck! 784 01:29:52,416 --> 01:29:54,250 Oh... No Mr Hunter, 785 01:29:54,250 --> 01:29:57,916 because thanks to this machine invented by Dr Muller, 786 01:29:57,916 --> 01:30:01,958 I’m going to convert you to the communist doctrine in no time! 787 01:30:02,083 --> 01:30:03,916 And the funniest part of all, 788 01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:08,583 is that it's fueled by the poison America has been spreading on our land for decades, 789 01:30:08,583 --> 01:30:10,166 Agent Orange! 790 01:30:12,791 --> 01:30:14,958 How ironic! 791 01:30:14,958 --> 01:30:19,583 In a few minutes, you'll forget all about your precious green bills 792 01:31:15,750 --> 01:31:16,916 Are you American? 793 01:31:18,333 --> 01:31:19,458 Corporal Leeroy Hopkins 794 01:31:19,583 --> 01:31:20,958 the American dream in person 795 01:31:22,833 --> 01:31:24,000 Holy Shit! 796 01:31:24,375 --> 01:31:26,500 So let me tell you one thing 797 01:31:28,416 --> 01:31:29,541 What they did to us 798 01:31:30,666 --> 01:31:32,000 They'll do it to you too 799 01:31:35,250 --> 01:31:38,458 If I were you, I'd kill myself right now 800 01:31:39,041 --> 01:31:41,708 Holy shit guys, you are really ugly as hell 801 01:31:42,875 --> 01:31:44,875 That's sweet of you to say, but no thanks. 802 01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:47,250 Fucking dinosaurs, 803 01:31:47,250 --> 01:31:48,916 no wonder the chickens replaced you 804 01:31:48,916 --> 01:31:51,041 Listen to me you fucking redneck! 805 01:31:51,041 --> 01:31:54,125 Me and my boys have been here since 1968, all right?! 806 01:31:54,333 --> 01:31:56,500 We've been rotting here for 22 years 807 01:31:57,333 --> 01:31:59,250 You've no idea what we've been through, 808 01:31:59,250 --> 01:32:00,541 what they did to us 809 01:32:00,750 --> 01:32:03,583 We’re what’s left of our company, okay!? 810 01:32:03,916 --> 01:32:07,166 The MIAs of A Shau Valley... Rings a bell? 811 01:32:07,166 --> 01:32:08,166 A Shau? 812 01:32:08,958 --> 01:32:10,916 Are you the Green Berets of D Company? 813 01:32:12,250 --> 01:32:13,916 We've lost the berets... 814 01:32:14,833 --> 01:32:17,958 but at least we're still green! Right, guys? 815 01:32:20,791 --> 01:32:22,541 Listen guys, I didn't come alone, 816 01:32:22,625 --> 01:32:24,750 I came with Major John Hunter, 817 01:32:24,833 --> 01:32:26,000 we're gonna get you guys out of here! 818 01:32:26,916 --> 01:32:28,375 Hunter... 819 01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:29,375 Hunter the smoker? 820 01:32:29,375 --> 01:32:30,541 Yeah 821 01:32:30,666 --> 01:32:34,125 Goddamn guys ! This jerk, he came with Major Hunter the smoker !!! 822 01:32:34,125 --> 01:32:35,083 The Bolshevik killer!!! 823 01:32:35,083 --> 01:32:36,375 We're fucking saved! 824 01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:44,375 Oh Elvis, your daddy really missed you, you know that? 825 01:32:45,333 --> 01:32:48,375 Tell me sweetie, don't you have an idea how to get us out of here? 826 01:32:57,625 --> 01:33:00,166 Go Elvis, go! Go, go, go! 827 01:33:14,041 --> 01:33:15,958 Elvis, what do you want to do with that? 828 01:33:16,625 --> 01:33:17,458 Over there! 829 01:33:17,833 --> 01:33:19,291 The big guy 830 01:33:19,625 --> 01:33:20,208 There! 831 01:33:20,833 --> 01:33:22,708 Go, go, go! 832 01:33:31,958 --> 01:33:33,208 Too big! 833 01:33:33,458 --> 01:33:34,458 Too big! 834 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:36,166 The key 835 01:33:36,541 --> 01:33:38,291 The key 836 01:33:43,916 --> 01:33:47,583 Oh yes Elvis the Key! On the guard there! Go! 837 01:34:03,500 --> 01:34:06,875 Come on, Come on, Come on!! 838 01:34:09,625 --> 01:34:11,375 Oh no... 839 01:34:41,333 --> 01:34:44,125 Hey! Hurry up! 840 01:34:44,333 --> 01:34:45,416 Do you know where Hunter is? 841 01:34:45,416 --> 01:34:47,458 Yeah, the plan was the girl would bring him to The Lab. 842 01:34:48,166 --> 01:34:50,500 The lab, we know where that is... 843 01:34:50,500 --> 01:34:52,375 They tortured us there for 20 years! 844 01:34:57,666 --> 01:35:01,166 Holyshit guys! If I find that fuckhead doctor, I'll eat him up! 845 01:35:03,916 --> 01:35:04,833 Take this Corporal! 846 01:35:09,833 --> 01:35:11,916 Let's go, to the lab now! 847 01:35:12,208 --> 01:35:14,750 OU-AH !! 848 01:35:32,291 --> 01:35:37,708 Has this man embraced Marxism-Leninism, Dr Muller? 849 01:35:42,791 --> 01:35:44,875 Oh no, oh no! 850 01:35:44,875 --> 01:35:48,333 When I’ll come back, I want this man ready to share everything! 851 01:35:55,416 --> 01:35:57,500 I'll kill you, you Nazi bastard, 852 01:35:57,666 --> 01:36:00,000 just like I killed your brother before. 853 01:36:08,458 --> 01:36:10,500 And how do you plan to do that, Mr Hunter? 854 01:36:10,500 --> 01:36:12,625 First I'm going to use you as a shield, 855 01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:18,000 then I'm going to kill that guard over there with the tools you have here. 856 01:36:18,791 --> 01:36:23,666 And finally, I'm gonna shove your head so far up that fucking nerd's ass, 857 01:36:23,750 --> 01:36:25,541 he’ll puke out your glasses 858 01:36:32,958 --> 01:36:36,000 What makes you think we're going to let you do this? 859 01:36:36,583 --> 01:36:38,333 What day is it? Tuesday? 860 01:36:40,791 --> 01:36:42,083 It's arm day! 861 01:37:05,583 --> 01:37:06,875 Now it's your turn! 862 01:37:19,583 --> 01:37:21,083 What the fuck is that?! 863 01:37:30,125 --> 01:37:32,958 Leave my buddy alone, you fucking communist motherfuckers!!!! 864 01:37:32,958 --> 01:37:34,416 Damn it Hopkins, they're already dead!!! 865 01:37:34,416 --> 01:37:36,583 Come on John, we've got to get out of here, the whole base is on alert! 866 01:37:36,666 --> 01:37:38,166 What in God's name is that? 867 01:37:39,250 --> 01:37:40,916 I'll explain later !! 868 01:37:40,916 --> 01:37:42,333 Here John, grab this! 869 01:37:46,458 --> 01:37:48,166 It should fit you! 870 01:37:48,166 --> 01:37:49,625 Follow me, we have to get the hell out of here! 871 01:37:49,625 --> 01:37:51,125 No, I got one more thing! 872 01:37:51,291 --> 01:37:54,041 Find the exit with your men, and meet me at the extraction point! 873 01:37:54,041 --> 01:37:55,541 Oh no no no, 874 01:37:55,541 --> 01:37:58,250 I've already lost Kowalsky so I'm not going to leave you too! 875 01:37:58,250 --> 01:38:00,458 Don't piss me off Hopkins, it's a personal matter! 876 01:38:00,458 --> 01:38:02,000 That Hô Chi Minh bastard is still alive! 877 01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:03,166 Ho Chi what?? 878 01:38:03,166 --> 01:38:05,041 That dirty old bastard is still alive! 879 01:38:05,041 --> 01:38:08,541 Find the exit, and take your men with you, now go! 880 01:38:08,625 --> 01:38:11,791 Hurry up guys, Go Go Go Go Go!!! 881 01:38:11,916 --> 01:38:13,875 As for you... 882 01:38:17,541 --> 01:38:20,041 Let's see how willing you are to share your wealth! 883 01:38:30,875 --> 01:38:33,375 Give my regards to your brother motherfucker! 884 01:39:46,333 --> 01:39:48,250 Lizardman!! Noooooo!! 885 01:39:49,291 --> 01:39:50,583 Is this the only way out? 886 01:39:50,583 --> 01:39:52,250 The only one I know, corporal! 887 01:39:52,250 --> 01:39:53,708 The exit is right behind! 888 01:39:53,708 --> 01:39:55,083 Of course it is! 889 01:39:57,916 --> 01:40:00,541 Allahu akbar... on F2! 890 01:40:01,708 --> 01:40:02,541 F... 891 01:40:03,250 --> 01:40:04,000 Dos... 892 01:40:05,791 --> 01:40:07,041 He sank my aircraft carrier! 893 01:40:10,500 --> 01:40:12,125 I shoot on... 894 01:40:13,041 --> 01:40:15,041 I shoot... 895 01:40:15,041 --> 01:40:15,625 H4!! 896 01:40:21,916 --> 01:40:23,458 Someone asked for democracy!? 897 01:40:23,458 --> 01:40:25,166 Santa Maria Madré dé Dios... 898 01:40:25,166 --> 01:40:26,750 El Commando Ninja!! 899 01:40:52,708 --> 01:40:55,166 Ho Chi Minh! Get out of here you bastard!! 900 01:40:55,333 --> 01:40:57,500 Corporal look! It's Major Hunter!! 901 01:40:57,541 --> 01:40:58,583 We're saved!! 902 01:40:59,166 --> 01:41:00,375 John! Down here! 903 01:41:00,375 --> 01:41:01,291 Hopkins! 904 01:41:01,291 --> 01:41:02,958 The exit is right there! 905 01:41:03,125 --> 01:41:05,541 But they reinforced their position, those Bastards !!! 906 01:41:08,791 --> 01:41:10,375 The major has a plan... 907 01:41:10,750 --> 01:41:11,958 I saw it in his eyes 908 01:41:33,750 --> 01:41:35,625 Ok let’s go! Let’s go! 909 01:41:39,791 --> 01:41:41,166 I’m meltiiiing! 910 01:41:43,583 --> 01:41:44,583 Don’t shoot! 911 01:41:45,291 --> 01:41:46,791 Let the fuckers melt! 912 01:41:59,041 --> 01:42:00,416 Well done Hopkins 913 01:42:40,750 --> 01:42:43,708 So you've chosen confrontation, American! 914 01:42:47,250 --> 01:42:48,875 We'll sort this out, you and me, 915 01:42:48,875 --> 01:42:50,666 no need for more innocent people to die! 916 01:42:53,625 --> 01:42:56,041 My operation is underway, 917 01:42:56,166 --> 01:42:58,625 America must be on its knees 918 01:42:58,625 --> 01:43:01,541 There are no innocents, Mr. Hunter! 919 01:43:03,500 --> 01:43:05,583 For you, it'll be Major! 920 01:43:16,375 --> 01:43:18,041 I thought I taught you better... 921 01:43:18,375 --> 01:43:19,708 My apprentice! 922 01:43:30,583 --> 01:43:33,041 Don't you recognize me... John? 923 01:43:35,833 --> 01:43:38,291 Master... Yin?? 924 01:43:47,250 --> 01:43:48,875 Master, Why?? 925 01:43:48,875 --> 01:43:52,958 ENOUGH!! You wanted a confrontation, so fight, 926 01:43:53,458 --> 01:43:55,500 COMMANDO NINJA!! 927 01:44:08,875 --> 01:44:11,000 Who are you? You're not my master! 928 01:44:11,083 --> 01:44:14,375 If you want to know, you'll have to defeat me! 929 01:44:29,250 --> 01:44:30,833 What did... You do to me? 930 01:44:30,833 --> 01:44:32,833 I made you feel the pain, 931 01:44:32,833 --> 01:44:35,000 the pain of losing your family, 932 01:44:35,000 --> 01:44:36,041 your friends, 933 01:44:36,041 --> 01:44:37,416 your country, 934 01:44:37,416 --> 01:44:40,708 the pain that America brought to the people of Vietnam! 935 01:44:50,958 --> 01:44:54,875 It was a pleasure to train you to the art of Ninjutsu John 936 01:44:54,875 --> 01:44:56,916 You were my best apprentice 937 01:44:59,416 --> 01:45:01,125 KILL ME JOHN, KILL ME!! 938 01:45:01,250 --> 01:45:02,250 Master Yin?? 939 01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:13,291 When I sensed your Ki, it was my duty to train you to the art of Ninjutsu! 940 01:45:15,416 --> 01:45:18,125 Do you remember the 5 elements? 941 01:45:20,000 --> 01:45:21,375 Do you remember them? 942 01:45:22,083 --> 01:45:23,458 The Earth! 943 01:45:27,625 --> 01:45:29,000 The Fire! 944 01:45:33,416 --> 01:45:35,458 HELP ME JOHN, KILL ME! 945 01:45:37,041 --> 01:45:37,958 The Air! 946 01:45:43,541 --> 01:45:44,916 The Water! 947 01:46:10,625 --> 01:46:11,750 And... 948 01:46:11,750 --> 01:46:12,875 Time! 949 01:46:24,541 --> 01:46:27,500 So you've chosen confrontation, American! 950 01:46:31,041 --> 01:46:32,666 We'll sort this out, you and me, 951 01:46:32,666 --> 01:46:34,458 no need for more innocent people to die! 952 01:46:37,416 --> 01:46:39,833 My operation is underway, 953 01:46:39,958 --> 01:46:42,416 America must be on its knees 954 01:46:42,416 --> 01:46:45,333 There are no innocents, Mr. Hunter! 955 01:46:47,291 --> 01:46:49,375 For you, it'll be Major! 956 01:47:10,000 --> 01:47:13,000 You've exposed me, Mr. Hunter... 957 01:47:15,166 --> 01:47:18,916 I'll save you further suffering by telling you that 958 01:47:18,916 --> 01:47:20,791 neither your beloved master 959 01:47:20,791 --> 01:47:24,291 nor the USSR planned all this. 960 01:47:25,333 --> 01:47:28,375 You see, I needed a strong body 961 01:47:28,375 --> 01:47:30,875 and Colonel Yin, your master, and Colonel Yin, your master, 962 01:47:30,875 --> 01:47:34,375 was the strongest human I found in this world. 963 01:47:34,375 --> 01:47:38,041 However, I underestimated the power of his mind 964 01:47:38,250 --> 01:47:42,125 you humans are not short of surprises... 965 01:47:42,541 --> 01:47:45,541 Are you wondering who I am? Yesssssss... 966 01:47:45,750 --> 01:47:48,583 I'm a child of Agent Orange, 967 01:47:48,583 --> 01:47:50,666 as you call them in America. 968 01:47:51,166 --> 01:47:56,291 I was created after your nerve agents were sprayed on the forests of Vietnam, 969 01:47:56,291 --> 01:47:59,583 and I'm in a way a pure American product, 970 01:47:59,583 --> 01:48:01,833 just like you Mr. Hunter! 971 01:48:07,750 --> 01:48:09,916 Thanks to your master's body, 972 01:48:09,916 --> 01:48:16,791 it was disconcertingly easy to manipulate these INCOMPETENT nations! 973 01:48:16,791 --> 01:48:20,041 And to join them to my cause, posing as their leader. 974 01:48:21,375 --> 01:48:22,750 Stupid imbeciles! 975 01:48:22,875 --> 01:48:27,625 However, I feel no less hatred for the Soviet nations of the East, 976 01:48:27,625 --> 01:48:30,625 than your capitalist Union of the West! 977 01:48:30,625 --> 01:48:34,291 I hate all humans! Yessssssss 978 01:48:34,750 --> 01:48:36,791 My plan to exterminate you is... 979 01:48:44,958 --> 01:48:47,000 The best stories are the shortest 980 01:48:57,333 --> 01:48:59,250 Only a Commando Ninja can kill, 981 01:48:59,458 --> 01:49:01,541 another Commando Ninja! 982 01:49:50,875 --> 01:49:53,083 Still Boby Pope for Hardcore Special Report, 983 01:49:53,083 --> 01:49:56,541 Live from the streets of New York, where battles raged all day! 984 01:50:01,625 --> 01:50:03,750 I'm now trapped, with some brave police officers, 985 01:50:03,750 --> 01:50:07,083 Led by what appears to be, a member of the U.S. Marine Corps! 986 01:50:08,541 --> 01:50:10,375 Excuse me miss, a word please! 987 01:50:10,583 --> 01:50:12,708 Hide you moron!! you're giving our position!!! 988 01:50:12,750 --> 01:50:14,750 Young lady! A word, quickly! 989 01:50:17,916 --> 01:50:19,791 You! Record this! 990 01:50:27,666 --> 01:50:30,000 Enemies of the USA, listen to me! 991 01:50:34,875 --> 01:50:37,291 I joined the Marines for a good reason... 992 01:50:37,291 --> 01:50:39,250 I love killing bad guys! 993 01:50:40,000 --> 01:50:41,833 But the problem I'm seeing now, 994 01:50:42,041 --> 01:50:43,333 is that today 995 01:50:43,333 --> 01:50:46,541 I'm looking at the results of my own country's bullshit! 996 01:50:51,666 --> 01:50:55,333 Vietnamese, Iraqis, African-Americans, Cubans... 997 01:50:55,333 --> 01:50:57,625 Each of you has something to blame us for, 998 01:50:57,625 --> 01:51:00,708 and your thirst for justice and revenge is justified! 999 01:51:00,708 --> 01:51:03,416 We even built our nation on the blood of an entire people! 1000 01:51:04,083 --> 01:51:05,875 You are dead American Dog!! 1001 01:51:06,000 --> 01:51:07,500 Amigo, let her speak ! 1002 01:51:08,083 --> 01:51:09,041 She is not wrong... 1003 01:51:09,291 --> 01:51:12,333 So yes, I love killing bad guys! 1004 01:51:12,750 --> 01:51:15,208 But the killing of innocents must stop... 1005 01:51:15,208 --> 01:51:18,041 Looking at you, those I’d love to kill, 1006 01:51:18,041 --> 01:51:19,583 are those who sent you here! 1007 01:51:19,583 --> 01:51:25,250 In their eyes, you're anonymous! They've manipulated you, torn you away from your homes and families, 1008 01:51:25,250 --> 01:51:27,541 to send you to kill other anonymous! 1009 01:51:27,541 --> 01:51:29,333 Si si, she’s right! 1010 01:51:29,416 --> 01:51:30,208 Si comrade! 1011 01:51:30,958 --> 01:51:34,083 Perhaps the best way to fight the forces of evil, 1012 01:51:34,083 --> 01:51:35,791 is to stop fighting 1013 01:51:35,916 --> 01:51:39,125 As our constitution states, we are all born equal 1014 01:51:40,083 --> 01:51:44,041 Here, America is a land of infinite opportunities! 1015 01:51:44,041 --> 01:51:46,958 For all those who believe in equality, democracy 1016 01:51:46,958 --> 01:51:48,000 and FREEDOM! 1017 01:51:48,375 --> 01:51:50,958 I want, an American Coca Cola !!! 1018 01:51:50,958 --> 01:51:53,416 And me the green card ! And females!! 1019 01:51:53,416 --> 01:51:55,125 And me, all my oil in your 4x4! 1020 01:51:57,250 --> 01:51:58,875 And me, I want a risk bonus! 1021 01:51:58,875 --> 01:52:01,291 So let's share a good pepperoni pizza, 1022 01:52:01,291 --> 01:52:03,750 and make America, A DREAM AGAIN!!! 1023 01:53:36,166 --> 01:53:38,583 This is the best Christmas pizza I've ever had! 1024 01:53:40,041 --> 01:53:42,416 Pepperoni pizza peppers marshmallows, 1025 01:53:42,416 --> 01:53:43,708 my favorite! 1026 01:53:55,583 --> 01:53:56,541 Spring Roll no!!! 1027 01:53:56,750 --> 01:53:58,458 We said gifts are for tomorrow morning! 1028 01:54:00,041 --> 01:54:01,166 That kid! 1029 01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:05,791 Hot burgers and cold sodas for everyone, on the house! 1030 01:54:07,041 --> 01:54:08,791 Elvis no!!! Daddy said No!!! 1031 01:54:08,791 --> 01:54:09,666 My Pizza!!! 1032 01:54:09,666 --> 01:54:13,000 Hopkins! I already told you the lizard is OK but in the garage! 1033 01:54:14,375 --> 01:54:16,208 Oh look guys I'm on TV!!! 1034 01:54:16,375 --> 01:54:17,916 Turn it up Spring Roll!!! 1035 01:54:17,916 --> 01:54:19,708 Let me proudly award the Medal of Freedom, 1036 01:54:19,708 --> 01:54:23,708 to US Air Force Corporal Leeroy G. Hopkins 1037 01:54:23,708 --> 01:54:28,291 a true American hero. 1038 01:54:29,125 --> 01:54:30,958 And as of today, 1039 01:54:30,958 --> 01:54:33,750 I declare the COMMANDO NINJA FORCE 1040 01:54:33,750 --> 01:54:37,250 as an official entity of the United States of America, 1041 01:54:37,250 --> 01:54:39,083 the last rempart against the forces of evil 1042 01:54:39,083 --> 01:54:41,791 And he didn't even mention about the salary! 1043 01:54:42,541 --> 01:54:45,333 Being nurtured by Liberty and Patriotism, 1044 01:54:45,333 --> 01:54:50,916 these shadow heroes only asked for the minimum first class enlisted compensation. 1045 01:54:50,958 --> 01:54:53,916 Long live the Commando Ninja Force! 1046 01:55:01,166 --> 01:55:03,458 Spring Roll! No, no and no! 1047 01:55:03,625 --> 01:55:06,583 We're not going to celebrate Christmas without Uncle Kowalsky! 1048 01:55:15,125 --> 01:55:16,500 You son of a gun! 1049 01:55:22,458 --> 01:55:24,083 Merry Christmas my friends!!! 1050 01:55:24,333 --> 01:55:26,250 Merry Christmas!!!